1. My Goddess is the most supreme female on this planet, the fairest of them all.

2. Before my Goddess let me enter into her life, I led a meaningless and useless life. My life now has purpose.

3. I shall never dare be cheap or dishonest with my Goddess. I will never waste a second of her time.

4. I shall never appear before my Goddess empty-handed.

5. I shall always obey the demands of my Goddess.

6. I shall never put my needs before those of my Goddess, nor shall I discuss my particular needs with her.

My goddess has no interest in my needs and desires, I am purely here to serve Her and ensure all Her needs and desires are satisfied.

7. I promise to never be unemployed while serving as my Goddess' slave, unless I have a large inheritance, a trust fund or an investment portfolio.

8. I shall prove my monthly earnings and account balance to my Goddess, if I am ever bestowed the honor or being Her slave.

9. I will worship my Goddess regularly, either through worship of her feet or financial slavery.

10. I shall have no other Goddess but my great Goddess, the one and only.

11. I shall regularly worship Her, Her beauty and Her power. I shall honor Her through regular gift and money offerings, handwritten love letters and complete adoration of Her regal feet.

12. My Goddess is my religion, my life, my soul. With her I share all my financial wealth.

13. I am not worthy of my Goddess, and never will be. She is a supreme being.

14. I am honored to be a slave to my Goddess, and I will always and forever be thankful and appreciative of any time she might give me. I will not ever expect anything from Her, nor will I ever waste Her time by asking Her to fulfill my needs. My needs don't count. I must obey her and follow all her demands.

15. I consider it a privilege and financial blessing to be my Goddess’ slave.

16. I will sacrifice all I have for my Goddess: my career, my time, my friends, my family, my wealth, my personal belongings, and most especially my assets, credit cards and bank accounts.