Auto-Tributes
When you set-up what I call an Auto-Tribute, you set up a regular transfer schedule through your online banking account. What this means is that I become a payee on your online banking account, and the amount you decide is proper for a Goddess, is then transferred regularly into my account on the dates chosen –generally bi-weekly, weekly, fortnightly, monthly. These are my favorite kinds of tributes as they are hassle-free and scheduled.



Transfer your savings
Many slaves spend their lives saving, as they have never had anyone worthy to spend their hard earned money on. Well, now that you have finally found someone worth sacrificing your savings for, it is time to do something about it, slave! Whether it is a saving account, retirement account, stocks and bonds, CDs, or a family trust, all of these are now ripe and ready for transfer.



For those slaves without savings, I understand that this is because you never had a reason to save before. You had no reason to save, no reason to spend, and no reason to live. Now that your Goddess has given you reason to live, now that you have been accepted into her Queendom, you shall now make a conscious effort to work, work, work, and save, save, save! As you accumulate savings you will transfer them to me, and lavish me with gifts form my wishlist. This will make me very happy, and will allow me to keep you on as a worthy little slave.



While I do require you to sacrifice for me, and show me you are a worthy slave through your tributes, I also want you to maintain somewhat of a stable financial life. I do not want you to completely empty out your accounts in one shot, I would rather prefer keeping you on as a long term slave, receiving regular tributes over the long term. This is better for me, as long term means more money over time, rather than short- term windfalls. I like to get the most out of my slaves, before I run them dry and discard them. Having you as a long term slave also gives me the chance to get to know you better, and know your accounts, assets, stocks, tax refunds, and the other things you are hiding from me.



How to share your finances with your Goddess:

(1) Add me as a payee to your online banking account, and set up a regular schedule for daily, bi-weekly, weekly, fortnightly or months payments.

(2) Cash out a CD, stock or savings bond, and tribute the entire amount to your Goddess.

(3) Add your Goddess to your savings account as a signer. This will give Her the ability to withdraw as much as needed for Her daily living and jet-setting lifestyle.

(4) You might prefer to have every other paycheck direct-deposited to your Goddesses account. This will definitely be rewarded with appreciation for your devotion and sacrifice. Sacrifice is the HIGHEST form of honor.



Daily Savings Plan
With a savings plan, you can be a much healthier, stronger financial slave. It is really in your best interest to beg of your Goddess to assist you in saving more money. If I decide to assist you, together we will analyze your daily spending habits, and I will decide which areas of your life you must sacrifice (ie: your morning coffee, winter vacation to the Caribbean, changing to fast food rather than gourmet restaurants, or foregoing Friday night football with the guys). By sacrificing various habits in your daily life, you will manage to save more than ever before, and as a result maintain your status as a devoted slave in My Queendom.

to how many financial self-help guides instruct you to put aside money every day by foregoing that daily Starbucks, this plan allows you to start a simple and progressive method of saving for Me, gradually building up into more money that ordinarily would have been wasted away on yourself.

Some of the minor daily expenditures, such as coffee, bagels, newspapers, cigarettes, snacks while at your desk or waiting for the subway, public transport, seem minor at first, but once you get into the habit of sacrificing and saving, you and I will both see the money adding up like never before!



Transport can be costly, but if you decide to take public transport, or carpool with colleagues this will save you money. You could also ride a bike. Imagine, your out of shape ugly little body could actually improve if you got on a bike and stopped snacking all day. So really, it is a win/win situation… you will tone up and lose weight, and at the same time make your Goddess happy.



Hobbies and indulgences…. begone!
As a slave, by now you know very well that My needs come first. Yours will more than often need to be put on hold or deleted from you little inadequate brain altogether. Because your happiness is derived form knowing that your Goddess is happy, everything must now revolve around Me.

Think of the things you love to do? Travel, golf, sports, gym membership, eating out at expensive restaurants, coffee in trendy cafes, vacations in Hawaii or Aspen, supporting you favorite sports team, work events, meeting up with friends for Happy Hour, going to gallery openings and museums, taking ugly, unintelligent, desperate women from sites like match.com on dates, poker nights with the guys, strip clubs, bachelor parties, clubs, online porn or any porn.

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Well, take all those memories and store them well in that little brain of yours. Because many of these activities will now have to be forfeited if you are to truly save and sacrifice for your Goddess. Think of it this way… those meaningless activites, will now be replaced by your meaningful relationship with a Goddess, and a meaningful existence on this planet, for the first time in your life.



Take a Stay-cation

As mentioned above, you probably have been taking vacations once or twice a year for many years now, maybe even more than two getaways a year. Winter vacations to escape the cold, and summer vacations to experience somewhere new. Well, now that you have your beloved Goddess in your life, you longer need to experience something new. I am always something new. I am always an adventure.  So in order to save more perhaps you should sacrifice those exotic and faraway destinations for more local getaways… or better yet, sacrifice your entire scheduled vacations. By doing so, you will save a large amount of money on travel, tours, eating out, tourist gimmicks, drinking, getting robbed at gunpoint, and Goddess knows what else! You will reach a pinnacle in your financial servitude should you decide to forego your vacations, and give them up for your Goddess. When doing so, write a list out of the money you would have spent when over there, along with the tickets, acoomodation and entertainment, and send it to me along with the money transfer.
If you have paid vacations, I expect you to stay at home, and send me the money. I also expect you to spend that spare time getting another job to raise more money for tributes, and to spend that time wisely by worshipping your beloved, great Goddess Queen.